amerrypotterurl:

When I find myself in times of trouble, Mother Mary comes to me, speaking words of wisdom

KFC

friendlycloud:

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

Relevant

dietchola:

this guy at my school wears really short shorts all the time and i asked him why he doesn’t wear normal cut shorts and he said “if the sky is out, then my thighs are out” god bless

twinnerd28:

beatleologist-at-221b:

actualcannibaljakeenglish:

How many tears did The Doctor cry?

A River.

Was it enough to fill two Ponds?

emmef203:

He does love to point, doesn’t he?  ;-)

superwholocked221b:

fearlesslyjamie:

ianto-motherfucking-jones:

phanphanphan:

fearlesslyjamie:

made fully rebloggable for anon. Seriously, I think a lot of people need to realise that gender equality means Men and Women are treat exactly the same and you can’t solve discrimination against women by introducing discrimination against men

A M E N

Except it isn’t discrimination against men, it’s a limited arena where women are actually allowed to let off some steam for once. Literally any post you see from a woman claiming to “discriminate” against a man is just a woman responding to the amount of utter bullshit men put us through.

Do you like the way you’re treated on Tumblr?  No?  Think about what we have to deal with *every day* in the real world. 

This is by far the most stupid ass comment on my post to date. 

1. You completely missed the point about “You don’t solve discrimination by causing more discrimination” well done, u cant read
2. I have never ever sexually harassed or in any way discriminated against a woman so why should I be held responsible and suffer for something I didn’t do?
3. Are you actually serious?? You’re telling me that if I get sexually harassed on here is totally fine because “women need to let off steam” you are so ignorant it hurts. Sometimes men get a bit frustrated by women, sometimes men need to let off steam, that doesn’t make it ok to go up to a woman and describe in detail how I’d like to have sex with her, which is something I’ve had on here. Just because its women doing the harassing doesn’t make it anymore serious or make me feel any less degraded by it. I am so tired of this shit.

Fucking thank you^

So now when you do Alt + Reblog, the reblog symbol turns green, “explodes” and then disappears.

theshelbylife:

incestuous-lesbianponies:

laurarw:

I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG

HOLY SHIT

android18:

meanwhile at tumblr headquarters

greymoonpie:

penguin sledding adventures with aang and jack :D

worcaholics:

next time someone gives u a compliment and u don’t know how to react just be like “thx its always nice to hear from the fans”

samandriel:

venski:

owlcitee:

samandriel:

eleven used to be all bouncy and cute and adorable and now he’s becoming more and more broken and dark like nine and ten were towards their ends and that makes me nervous

take a minute to imagine how bizzarre this post sounds to other people

icant

it just sounds like you’re really emotional about math imdone

i just really love math guys

allthebeautifulreasons:

thegreatgrantaire:

e/r feels

more like hit me with a brick and throw me out the window

here you go!

Since I’ve Seen Not One Single Post About This

impepperpotts:

Alright, guys. As hopefully many of you know, there’s been an incredibly large and devastating tornado in Oklahoma. One of the largest in history.

Whole towns were completely torn to the ground and hundreds of families no longer have homes. My heart goes out to the families and I’ll be hoping for the safety of everyone involved. Please keep them in your thoughts as well.

http://www.redcross.org/charitable-donations HERE”S THE LINK!! GO DONATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

keepsayingfascinating:

“What was it like when you first read the script [for Star Trek: Into Darkness]?”

this is why simon pegg is the best.